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I know who Satoshi Nakamoto is

I know who Satoshi Nakamoto is

Is it Hal Finney?

He took part in the very first bitcoin transaction who is now in cryo sleep. He must be very wealthy πŸ˜‰ But poor Hal Finney, he thinks he's gonna get woken up to a world where medicine has advanced so far that he'll be healed. Or a future where his consciousness will be FTP'd to a clone. Actually he'll just wake up to this:

Wake up like 'Neo'!

Can you imagine being frozen only to wake up and find out your body was thawed so that its heat can be used to produce electricity for AI πŸ€–? πŸ˜† ANYWAYS.... No way. It can't be Hal Finney. Right!?


Is it Craig Wright?

Yea he's pretty good at lying. But since the "courts" have weighed in... it can't be him.

The "Courts" ... LOL. We all know Russians have more power than any US kangaroo court so, we should listen to them. After all, it was only a handful of Russian's who got Donald Trump elected. These guys have to be the most valuable people in the world since they were able to coax the entire US population to vote for Donald Trump. πŸ˜† It was just two Russian pretending to be Zelensky, who punked Jerome Powell and got him to reveal that the Fed IS NOT data dependent and flat out told fake Zelensky 2 more rate hikes were coming, while the Fed publicly states they are "data dependent". AND it was the same Russians who rolled Christine Lagarde, again pretending to be Zelensky, and proved she also lies to the public and is as fake as her tan. ANYWAYS....here's a Russian who is certain that it ain't Craig Wright. So we should listen:


Is it Phil "Scronty" Wilson?

Mmmmm you'll have to decide for yourself.


Does Lex Fridman know?

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Does the laser eyes know?

So, obviously Satoshi would be so wealthy he would have access to space.

And be able to do as he pleased. No, it's not Elon Musk. He's the creator of Dogecoin. LOL. Jk. He doesn't actually invent anythingπŸ€£πŸš€:

Besides, Lex Fridman already asked him. However, if you consider Satoshi's wealth, and his ability to do whatever he wants, and the fact that he was the original creator of the Laser Eyes meme, then it can be only one individual.....



Hey Kansas City..... keep scrolling don't wanna spoil it.










The PREDATOR is Satoshi Nakamoto!